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Joanna, Łódź, Poland.

Głównie rebloguję, większość tekstu po polsku, główne fandomy:
- Star Trek (głównie TOS),
- Doctor Who,
- Supernatural,
- Torchwood,
- Sherlock BBC
i wiele innych, które są niestety rzadziej na tumblrze.

Ukochani aktorzy:
- Alan Rickman,
- Leonard Nimoy,
- Mark Gatiss,
- Ciaran Hinds,
- Misha Collins,
- Martin Freeman,
- Patrick Stewart,
- Philip Glenister,
- Derek Jacobi,
- David Tennant
i wielu innych.

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via su-pie-natural)

Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones x

(Source: glassmenagerie, via sympathy-for-the-king-of-hell)

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

(Source: kazuos, via sympathy-for-the-king-of-hell)

kgm42986:

super-who-locked-in:

fallen-weeping-angel:

lumos5000:

bowtiesarecool4:

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

image

i love how this went full circle

I just had to scroll back up because OH MY GOD IT DID

and hi im dad

😹

(Source: maggins, via assassinofromeaor)

tetraghost:

look at what’s LIVE, WORKING, and MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER

(via matyldakwiatek)

lokkalykkja:

consulting-timelady221b:

squirrelofwednesday:

evesthegeek:

Jack Frost is so adorable

I mean look at him

he realizes he has snow powers and he starts bouncing

image

 (via the thepurposeismypenis)

Loki

image

(Source: kanyewestboro, via assassinofromeaor)

peachy458:

He is too awesome

(via assassinofromeaor)

oscarwetnwilde:

Jeeves’s first and last lines from Jeeves and Wooster.

(via assassinofromeaor)

riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

(via matyldakwiatek)

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
phan-troyler:

lifeoftroye:

tyler-thequeen:

im-not-lost-sweetie:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….
hmm……


well then

I got lucifer ….. Shit

i got gay porn.

I got a gif that says ‘cause these words are knives and often leave scars’
Sounds great

Dan Howell ok

isjustprogress:

zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye

(via matyldakwiatek)

Things that were actually said on Supernatural.

(Source: demonprotection, via trenchcoatandwings)

→Roger Allam interview Endeavour ITV (audio)

(Source: illura, via allamchick)

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